Saturday, August 30, 2008

Her Eyes Are On the Giant Igloo in D.C., an Amazing Story!

Sarah Palin, who is part Yup'ik Eskimo and was born in the western Alaska town of Dillingham, downplays her beauty by sporting intelligent looking glasses, as she excitedly reports she's "so ready" to sit down with Putin...and all the other dirty old men.

Hubby Todd Palin doesn't mind, in fact he enjoys all the attention. He is a snowmobile racer who has won the 2,000-mile Tesoro Iron Dog contest many times and is a veteran oil-field worker and commercial fisherman affectionately dubbed Alaska's "first dude." "He's hot", cooed Paris Hilton.
He's a man who took college courses but does not have a degree, yet can hold his own in sophisticated circles, even hosting a reception for five former Alaska first ladies earlier this month. At home, Todd Palin has juggled the cooking and taking care of the bills with driving the kids to extracurricular activities like basketball and soccer.

Sarah Palin's first dream in life was to be sportswriter, covering hockey and basketball before getting involved in politics.

"They both sound gay", whispered Hilton.

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